1.                  We’ve all heard of Beer Goggles, so do self beer goggles exist?

All of us adults know and understand the not-so-amazing phenomenon of beer goggles.  If you drink enough alcohol while out at a bar, the unattractive look decent and in some cases, hot!  The guys having a drought nab some woman to hook up with and women that have chosen their drought status give themselves enough of an excuse to end it.  Sure, it works for the objects of our affection, but don’t we take a look in the mirror every once in a while or at the end of nights out on the town?  Don’t we look a little extra sexy when we take a glance at ourselves in the middle of firmly placing beer goggles to distort our actual judgment in the cruel world? 

Try it the next time you’re out, party kids.  Your disheveled, unkempt look at the end of the evening just might look better than your sober preparation just a few hours before. 


2.                  Those Viagra commercials are so ethical; they always make a note to show that the couple is married.

I watch a lot of ESPN and therefore, see more Viagra and Cialis commercials than I can count.  Hmm, I wonder who their target audience is.  Anyway, I noticed that in every Viagra commercial I can think of, they blatantly sneak in a shot of a wedding ring on the woman’s hand, or a theme based on their marriage.  Does this help their image amongst men, 50 years old and up?  Without the proof that their catering to married men having trouble in the sack, their sales just might take a dive.  I don’t think we’ll be seeing one of these commercials showing a gray haired man taking off his wedding ring as he heads in to a bar to the tune of…”Viva Viagra!!” 



 


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Minty
10/28/2008 08:24

Wow these are thoughts are deep...I feel like they are changing my life. lol.

1) I have to say that I don't own a pair of self beer goggles... for obvious reasons to those around me when I've had a sip of alcohol, the affects are fast and furious. It's an Asian thing that we don't have the enzyme that breaks down alcohol so our bodies react to it in a form of rash, redness, hives etc. and then the pastey whiteness with a hint of green kicks in...or at least I've noticed this is true for a lightweight like myself. These affects have been the key reasons why I have not been a drinker for most of my adult life...thanks to Vegas for breaking me out of that awful habit!!! Even when I've been drunk to the point of getting sick... all the way through a Jack-In-The-Box drive thru... (my apologies Jack et al.), I have yet to look at myself and say "damn you fine girl"! The real test of how cute you think you are still, is at the end of the night when the lights come on! If you aren't scurrying to find darkness, beer goggles are not needed!

2) I know it happens more frequently than it should, but the day any commercial shows a man taking off his wedding ring before he heads to a bar is the day I stop watching tv.

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