1.                  We’ve all heard of Beer Goggles, so do self beer goggles exist?

All of us adults know and understand the not-so-amazing phenomenon of beer goggles.  If you drink enough alcohol while out at a bar, the unattractive look decent and in some cases, hot!  The guys having a drought nab some woman to hook up with and women that have chosen their drought status give themselves enough of an excuse to end it.  Sure, it works for the objects of our affection, but don’t we take a look in the mirror every once in a while or at the end of nights out on the town?  Don’t we look a little extra sexy when we take a glance at ourselves in the middle of firmly placing beer goggles to distort our actual judgment in the cruel world? 

Try it the next time you’re out, party kids.  Your disheveled, unkempt look at the end of the evening just might look better than your sober preparation just a few hours before. 


2.                  Those Viagra commercials are so ethical; they always make a note to show that the couple is married.

I watch a lot of ESPN and therefore, see more Viagra and Cialis commercials than I can count.  Hmm, I wonder who their target audience is.  Anyway, I noticed that in every Viagra commercial I can think of, they blatantly sneak in a shot of a wedding ring on the woman’s hand, or a theme based on their marriage.  Does this help their image amongst men, 50 years old and up?  Without the proof that their catering to married men having trouble in the sack, their sales just might take a dive.  I don’t think we’ll be seeing one of these commercials showing a gray haired man taking off his wedding ring as he heads in to a bar to the tune of…”Viva Viagra!!” 



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